My brother’s text predicted the headline, in case Plan E failed: “The Safety Lady is dead. Fell off her ladder and cut her head off with a tree saw.”
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It all started with the weirdest discovery. Twenty feet above the patio, a pheasant’s head rested on the edge of the round gutter.
Photo by Stephanie LeonardMy brother’s text predicted the headline, in case Plan E failed: “The Safety Lady is dead. Fell off her ladder and cut her head off with a tree saw.”
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